There is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead Fish
What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
Wrap
What can you catch but not throw?
Cold
What do you get if you put a radio in the fridge?
Cool Music
When young, I am sweet in the sun. When middle-aged, I make you gay. When old, I am valued more than ever.
Wine
What's red and bad for your teeth?
Brick
What is it that no man wants, but no man wants to lose?
Lawsuit
What does an old tan broken down house wear outside?
Tan Coat
Weight in my belly, trees on my back. Nails in my ribs, feet I do lack. What am I?
Ship
Which tree is the most difficult to get along with?
Crab Tree
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
Dead End
All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
Elevator
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Subway Train
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Egg
Thirty white horses on a red hill, First they champ, Then they stamp, Then they stand still.
Teeth
I am something that floats. But after a period of time I fall.
Balloon
What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
Kangaroo
Two birds, trying to balance in one twig.
Earrings
Tall when seated, short when standing.
Dog
What's always coming, but never arrives?
Tomorrow
What loses its head every morning only to get it back every night?
Pillow
Which bow can't be tied?
Rainbow
I'm named after nothing, though I'm awfully clamorous. And when I'm not working, your house is less glamorous. What am I?
Vacuum Cleaner
What makes a loud noise when changing its jacket, becomes larger but weighs less?
Popcorn
What has ten letters and starts with gas?
Automobile
When it was young, it had a tail. When it grew up, it had knees.
Frog
What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
Queue
What demands an answer, but asks no question?
Telephone
The more you take from me, the bigger I get. What am I?
