What is bought by the yard by is worn by the foot?
Carpet
With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force it doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite What is it?
Stapler
What has a foot but no leg?
Ruler
What stinks when living and smells good when dead?
Bacon
What takes hours to pull off Is most satisfying when it's done And requires consent from the person you're doing it to?
Hypnotism
What has a big mouth, yet never speaks?
Jar
The more you take the more you leave behind.
Steps
The virgin gave birth to a child and threw away the blanket.
Banana
There is a creature of God whose body is hard; it does not wish to eat unless you strike its head.
Chisel
I have three hundred cattle, with a single nose cord.
Beads
What do you have when you're sitting down that you don't have when you're standing up?
Lap
First you see me in the grass dressed in yellow gay; next I am in dainty white, then I fly away. What am I?
Dandelion
Born of sorrow, grows with age. You need a lot to be a sage. What is it?
Wisdom
Patch upon patch, without any stitches, if you tell me this riddle, I'll give you my breeches.
Cabbage
Some are quick to take it. Others must be coaxed. Those who choose to take it gain and lose the most.
Risk
I go in dry and come out wet, The longer I'm in, the stronger I get. What am I?
Tea Bag
No thicker than your finger when it folds. As thick as what it's holding when it holds.
Sack
I work hard most every day, Not much time to dance and play, If I could reach what I desire, all like me would now retire. What am I?
Doctor
Begotten, and born, and dying with noise, The terror of women, and pleasure of boys, Like the fiction of poets concerning the wind, I'm chiefly unruly, when strongest confined.
Cannon
They can be harbored, but few hold water, You can nurse them, but only by holding them against someone else, You can carry them, but not with your arms, You can bury them, but not in the earth.
Grudge
Full of dark, filled with everything Both on my skin they color With my pack, I am always Afraid of the cat. What am I?
Zebra
What goes up, but at the same time goes down? Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. Its present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just you and me!
Seesaw
We travel much, yet prisoners are, and close confined to boot. Yet with any horse, we will keep the pace, and will always go on foot. What are they?
Spurs
I bubble and laugh And spit water in your face. I am no lady, And I don't wear lace.
Fountain
When the creeper passes, all the grass kneels.
Plow
What goes in the water black and comes out red?
Lobster
Iron roof, glass walls, burns and burns and never falls.
