What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
Stamp
What type of dress can never be worn?
Address
What has 4 eyes but can't see?
Mississippi
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
Cupcake
What always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Horse
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
Which side of a cat has the most fur?
Outside
I have eight to spare and am covered with hair.
Cat
What building has the most stories?
Library
What starts with an "e" but only has a single letter in it?
Envelope
What ship has no captain but two mates?
Courtship
The shorter I am, the bigger I am. What am I?
Temper
What is bought by the yard by is worn by the foot?
Carpet
What's the red stuff between elephant's toes?
Slow Pygmies
There is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead Fish
What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
Wrap
What can you catch but not throw?
Cold
What do you get if you put a radio in the fridge?
Cool Music
What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?
Strawberry
What has a head yet it never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps, can run but can not walks, and has a bank but not a cent to its name?
River
When young, I am sweet in the sun. When middle-aged, I make you gay. When old, I am valued more than ever.
Wine
I cannot hear or even see, But sense light and sounds there may be, Sometimes I end up on a hook, I can be combined with a book. What am I?
Worm
With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force it doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite What is it?
Stapler
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
