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There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

Meat

What kind of cup doesn't hold water?

Cupcake

What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?

Strawberry

What stinks when living and smells good when dead?

Bacon

The virgin gave birth to a child and threw away the blanket.

Banana

Patch upon patch, without any stitches, if you tell me this riddle, I'll give you my breeches.

Cabbage

I ate one and threw away two.

Oyster

What makes a loud noise when changing its jacket, becomes larger but weighs less?

Popcorn

I have seven letters and am something you eat. My only anagram can help your pain. If you remove my first 2 letters I wear things down. Removing my first 3 letters is an adjective and removing my first 4 letters leaves a measure of time. What am I?

Sausage

A little pool with two layers of wall around it. One white and soft and the other dark and hard, amidst a light brown grassy lawn with an outline of a green grass. What am I?

Coconut

Alight or in dark, my face is a leer. In a field with my brothers, you'll find me without bother, For that autumn day is mine.

Pumpkin

Flour of England, fruit of Spain, Met together in a shower of rain; Put in a bag tied round with a string, If you'll tell me this riddle, I'll give you a ring.

Plum Pudding

You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?

Onion

I wear a red coat and have a stone in my throat. What am I?

Cherry

A fruit on a tree. A tree on a fruit.

Pineapple

It is sharp but not pepper; white but not paper; green but not shaddock. What am I?

Radish

A skin have I, more eyes than one. I can be very nice when I am done. What am I?

Potato

Sometimes I am light, sometimes I am dark. What am I?

Chocolate

Not born, but from a Mother's body drawn, I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old, then valued for my hardened gold. What am I?

Cheese

A house with two occupants, sometimes one, rarely three. Break the walls, eat the borders, then throw away me. What am I?

Peanut

Lynn likes grapes but not potatoes. She likes squash but not lettuce, and she likes peas but not onions. Following the same rule, will she like pumpkins or apples?

Pumpkins. Lynn Only Likes Things That Grow On Vines.

An apple is 40 cents, a banana is 60 cents and a grapefruit is 80 cents. How much is a pear?

40 Cents. The Price Of Each Fruit Is Calculated By Multiplying The Number Of Vowels By 20c.

The sun bakes them, The hand breaks them, The foot treads them, The mouth tastes them.

Grapes

A time when they're green. A time when they're brown. But both of these times, cause me to frown. But just in between, for a very short while. They're perfect and yellow. And cause me to smile.

Bananas

There was a little heart inside a little white house, which was inside a little yellow house, which was inside a little brown house, which was inside a little green house.

Walnut

I'm a ring of sliced onion dipped in batter and then deep fried.

Onion Rings

This food is a white meat, that often goes with salad. It's poultry.

Chicken

It stands on one leg with its heart in its head. What is it?

Cabbage

Give it a toss, and it's ready, but not until it's dressed. What is it?

Salad

Something we eat, and misspell as meet.

Meat