What starts with the letter T, is filled with T and ends in T?
Teapot
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Mushroom
What stinks when living and smells good when dead?
Bacon
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
Towel
Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?
Doll
People buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
Plate
If I have it, I don't share it. If I share it, I don't have it. What is it?
Secret
You throw me out when you want to use me and you take me in when you don't want to use me. Who am I?
Anchor
It's been around for millions of years, but is never more than a month old. What is it?
The Moon.
What cannot talk but will always reply when spoken to?
Echo
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Name
What turns everything around but does not move?
Mirror
I'm a ring of sliced onion dipped in batter and then deep fried.
Onion Rings
I eat, I live. I breathe, I live. I drink, I die. What am I?
Fire
The more you take of me, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footstep
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What am I?
Poison
Always wooden and covered in paint. It can make you laugh or hide, because something dark is inside. What is it?
Pencil
I make billions of dollars selling Windows. Who am I?
Microsoft
I come in different colors and shapes. Some parts of me are curvy, some are straight. You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me. What am I?
Jigsaw Puzzle
I am a kind of coat that can only be put on when wet. What am I?
Paint
I am black when you buy me, red when you use me. When I turn white, you know it's time to throw me away. What am I?
Charcoal
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter but can't go outside. What am I?
Keyboard
What did zero say to eight?
Nice Belt.
I have a face but no eyes, hands but no arms. What am I?
Clock
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
Coffin
What is half of two plus two?
Three
How many 9's are there between 1 and 100?
20
The day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Saturday. What day is it today?
Friday
There is a three digit number. The second digit is four times as big as the third digit, while the first digit is three less than the second digit. What is the number?
